[Cast of characters]

Michael "Mike" Hunt
Gender: Male
Age: 30
Hair: Brown
Height: 6'1"
Occupation: Software engineer
Background: The narrator and protagonist of the story. He's thirty-years-old and married to his college sweetheart. He enjoys many geeky hobbies but loves sex even more.

William "Bill" Young
Gender: Male
Age: 31
Hair: Brown
Height: 6'3"
Occupation: Home renovation company owner
Background: Bill is married to Emma, Samantha's best friend. He owns a local small home renovation contractor company.

Samantha "Sam" Hunt
Gender: Female
Age: 28
Hair: Red
Height: 5'8"
Measurements: 34DD-26-35
Occupation: Vice president
Background: She has been married to Michael for the past four years and only recently they decided to have a baby before she turned thirty. She readily gave up their carefree sex lives to become a mother.

Emma "Em" Young
Gender: Female
Age: 28
Hair: Blonde
Height: 5'8"
Measurements: 38H-26-38
Occupation: Lingerie store owner
Background: Samantha's best friend since elementary school. She was a lingerie model when she was younger but retired when she got married. She opened a local lingerie shop.

Catherine "Cat" Holmes
Gender: Female
Age: 35
Hair: Blonde
Height: 5'8"
Measurements: 35C-23-35
Occupation: Modeling agent
Background: She is the former agent, but still very close friend, of Emma's.

Selina Rodriguez
Gender: Female
Age: 30
Hair: Brunette
Height: 5'6"
Measurements: 35C-25-36
Occupation: Restaurant owner
Background: She is a friend of Samantha's and Emma's from high school.

Deborah "Deb" Johnsen
Gender: Female
Age: 28
Hair: Brunette
Height: 5'7"
Measurements: 30G-24-36
Occupation: Store manager
Background: She is a high school friend of Emma and Samantha. She works as the manager at Emma's store.

Susan "Sue" Wong
Gender: Female
Age: 30
Hair: Black
Height: 5'4"
Measurements: 32B-23-34
Occupation: Lawyer
Background: She is Deborah's wife.

Julia Chan
Gender: Female
Age: 25
Hair: Black
Height: 5'6"
Measurements: 32B-22-35
Occupation: Accountant
Background: She is Katsumi's best friend.

Katsumi Ozawa
Gender: Female
Age: 25
Hair: Auburn
Height: 5'3"
Measurements: 33H-22-33
Occupation: HR Manager
Background: She is Julia's best friend.

Brooklyn Wright
Gender: Female
Age: 27
Hair: Black
Height: 5'7"
Measurements: 34C-24-34
Occupation: Nurse
Background: She is Daniela's best friend.

Daniela Cruz
Gender: Female
Age: 27
Hair: Brown
Height: 5'6"
Measurements: 36G-25-36
Occupation: Office manager
Background: She is Brooklyn's best friend.

Emily and Haley Johansen
Gender: Female
Age: 24
Hair: Blonde
Height: 5'4"
Measurements: 34DD-24-34
Occupation: Waitresses
Background: The twins work as waitresses at The Bellagio in Las Vegas, hoping to get their break as social media celebrities.